Monday, October 29, 2007

Black Magic Women eh?

I'm in Panera ( just to set the scene you know).

I'm listening to Elton John, Benny and the jets.
It makes me think of this Asian girl in my Lit class who has this crazy long name that starts with a B i'm assuming. Anyways, she told the whole class to call her Benny. So now everytime i see her i want to run up her and go "B-B-B-B-Bennyyyyyy and the JETS!". I just want to see the shock in her little asian face. oh asians.

I fell the down the stairs to day at Smartland. I was like " Whoa Mama!!!". I almost cried hard. I was on the phone with my mother at the time. So i fell , and the cell phone flys from my hand and falls to the ground. I'm laying on the floor , almost crying , and all i hear is my mothers voice on the phone going "hello , Hello, decia?, hello?" all i want to do is scream "Shut the FUCK Up!!". but i don't instead i just hang up the phone so i'm not rude to her.

I think i'm crazy.
i had this Quiz in Math. I thought when i first saw it "omg , we didn't go over any of this shit, this teacher is a MEGA BITCH". then today when i saw it , i was like wtf i know this shit. Suck Suck.

Did you know John McCain ( rep. running for press) Didn't go to college? WTF. That should def be mandatory in this day and age... don't you think?








I bet my grandmother will vote for him. She woudn't tell me other day. Now that makes no sense...Crazy old Bat.

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