Ah Humanities , another fucking day.
On a good note , before we get in to this.. I have an inkling that I am doing really well in the class. Especially if I start to show up more. Most def.
Anyways...
Sat next to this old, I think , Gay man. For legal purposes lets call him
Doris.
Doris sat next to me in class again. Don't get me wrong this man is fucking hilarious. He's funny because of two things. First the way he waves his hand and says random adjectives. For example the professor says "What do you see" he'll be all "Color. mountains. Rocks. Damn those rock look like they b bigger than me. You do not know how big the mountains could be you know..This shit is crazy."
Professor says ( with her wavy-early-nighties-to long of hair , and gross grandma blazer(shes trying to pull of the androgynous look and failing miserably))"When they did start to sculpt men that would also exaggerate features (giggle)"
Doris comments " girl you know , ah ten inches" Then snickers and his hands fall into his head ( you know the way black people do ).
He is something.
Doris was wearing a white RIBBED SWEATER, and KHAKIS . Seriously, fall into the stereo-type for once. Or at least
fall into the Gap after 1998. Dress well. EWE ribbed sweaters puke, Harold.
I'm sitting in this random hallway and a man walks in , talking loudly on his phone " Do I have to claim that BONUS Ten thousand that I got"
Who is he trying to impress? Hes a fucking jail keepers. I know this because i was eves dropping and heard this.
We had a moment of silence for those effected in the NIU shooting.
That is so scary. I have no idea what I would do. Def would be txt ing my mother sooo fast.
Get me the fuck out of here women. Call god. Speed dial that shit.
Listening to AFI
you can see at my Last.fm page if you wants..http://www.last.fm/user/Fashion_pistol

* oh by the by, another dumb bitch was TXTing with her sound on! WTF. I don't get it. Personally i have come to the conclusion that using sound on your phone in any situation where there are other people is rude. And annoying. No one cares about your ring tones***