Thursday, February 28, 2008

All we are is Dust In The Wind

"Lets roll another joint, lets head on down the road,to somewhere i gotta go , and you don't know how it feels , no you don't know how it , you don't know how it feels , to be me"


Just watch American Meth. Yowza.
Its such a rural drug. These kids all over America are willing doing this to themselves. Holy shit. This is the first time i actually think the DARE officers might have been on to something. I'm so glad that during my high school days I was never faced with that. Lucky. We are all so lucky, lucky .. count your god damn blessings seriously we are fucking lucky.






"Last dance with Mary Jane

One more time to kill the pain

I feel summer creepin in and im

Tired of this town again.
"



I think that i was a Tom Petty of sorts in my other life.
That reminds me i should call Kate. I miss her.
i need to get back into the cards.. it was so nice to see the future every now and again.
Bad week. my head has hurt a lot.
Been feeling besides myself a lot.
Been sleeping to much. fuck.

Coming down.

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

What in tarnation..

So today . Been a wonderful day. Meditation really does wonders for ones personality. And so does hanging out with Matt for about 8 or more hours. That has been amazing. Cooked dinner, talked about browsers and making our own website. We donno what we are going to do yet though.

What would we have on there. Prob just random clips of us doing boring things.
or exciting things.
Whatever it may be.

boy on the side is on. Love it.

Kinda. Drew Barrymore's hair is fierce as hell. Loves it much.
Had ice cream

Even i hate this blog. I have nothing to say. I'm out of words.

dreading work. donno if I'll go to class tomorrow. donno if there is a point.. don't want to go to English either. God.

I am doing my project on Rumpelstiltskin. Its hot.

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

He bit my lip

Ah Humanities , another fucking day.

On a good note , before we get in to this.. I have an inkling that I am doing really well in the class. Especially if I start to show up more. Most def.

Anyways...

Sat next to this old, I think , Gay man. For legal purposes lets call him Doris. Doris sat next to me in class again. Don't get me wrong this man is fucking hilarious. He's funny because of two things. First the way he waves his hand and says random adjectives. For example the professor says "What do you see" he'll be all "Color. mountains. Rocks. Damn those rock look like they b bigger than me. You do not know how big the mountains could be you know..This shit is crazy."

Professor says ( with her wavy-early-nighties-to long of hair , and gross grandma blazer(shes trying to pull of the androgynous look and failing miserably))"When they did start to sculpt men that would also exaggerate features (giggle)" Doris comments " girl you know , ah ten inches" Then snickers and his hands fall into his head ( you know the way black people do ).

He is something.

Doris was wearing a white RIBBED SWEATER, and KHAKIS . Seriously, fall into the stereo-type for once. Or at least fall into the Gap after 1998. Dress well. EWE ribbed sweaters puke, Harold.

I'm sitting in this random hallway and a man walks in , talking loudly on his phone " Do I have to claim that BONUS Ten thousand that I got"
Who is he trying to impress? Hes a fucking jail keepers. I know this because i was eves dropping and heard this.

We had a moment of silence for those effected in the NIU shooting.
That is so scary. I have no idea what I would do. Def would be txt ing my mother sooo fast.
Get me the fuck out of here women. Call god. Speed dial that shit.

Listening to AFI
you can see at my Last.fm page if you wants..http://www.last.fm/user/Fashion_pistol






* oh by the by, another dumb bitch was TXTing with her sound on! WTF. I don't get it. Personally i have come to the conclusion that using sound on your phone in any situation where there are other people is rude. And annoying. No one cares about your ring tones***

Thursday, February 14, 2008

New York has the Naked cowboy

Humanaties cracks me up.

Kids today are fucking stupid as hell. This girl. This girl. Stupid cunt.

" I like really hate when she says The Madonna because it always makes me think of the REAL Madonna. She should like say the women with a baby."(the she made this weird face).

Yes, your right Madonna the pop star is the REAL Madonna. Madonna Louise Ciccone Ritchie's parents were all like "I just thought of this name out of thin air, OMG!". Then after Madonna became a famous icon, we went back in history and said "OMg! We should like totally like Omg call Jesus's mother Madonna cause she is so much like the Pop icon. It would be so fierce." Fucking stupid girl. I hate you.

I sit in this row where like all these "cool" kids sit. There sit around and make fun of this kid named Kier. As if we are in high school or some shit. Don't they know that all this information that Kier has , they should have. That they shouldn't sit around and make fun of this kid because they'll need him when they are sitting around pumping gas. Idiots. He is weird. Not shit. But, goddamn i wish i was as smart as him. So do they, at least they will a year from now. when they are sitting at Heartland still and hes off at real college.

* oh and Chris Crocker posted the best video today about being famous, supposedly he is*







At the beginning he talks about how NY has the Naked Cowboy and L.A has the pink Robe boy. So is that saying that the Naked Cowboy is famous? He just compared himself to a guy who spends his days .. in his underwear at Time Square.. I didn't know that was fierce. Wonder what Christian would say about him. Now Christian is a fierce bitch. Who will win PR.

Again, thank god Sweet Pea got kicked off.
I really do want Ramni to make it. I just want to see a collection of drapes. That would be fucking great.

Before him I didn't know people could actually be passionate about draping.

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Crazy Bitch. Crazy.

Christian is soo fierce. Omg.
Ah he won the challenge. He is so Avant - Gard.
i love him. He deserves to win time ten.

So lets talk about library etiquette.

1. No cell phone noise. First who writes TXT messages with the sound on? Whats the point of that? Even if your blind.. you could still do it with vibrate. Its not like the sound helps you write? And then who talks in the library.. there is no noise for a fucking reason . Stupid brunette bitch.

2. If there are tons of cubes open do not take the one right next to someone. Thats weird thats like when there are tons of parking spaces open and you park right next to another car. Why? That just makes me uncomfortable.

3.No computer noise. Earphones. i do not want to hear the stupid little sounds your computer makes as much as you do not want to hear mine. And by the by.. changing you computer noises to be like jungle themed or desert themed is fucking stupid. Your not Elvis, you don't get to have themes like that.

4. Okay, I understand times ten that no one is really looking at you when you go. But that does not give you the RIGHT to wear plaids and stripes. No way in hell can you do that to me. How dare you! Your lucky no one cuts you.

so take that brunette girl ..I fucking hate you and you make me uncomfortable.

(I'm so glad Romni made it ! love you.. and your drapes ( just no more drapes. Show Nina Garcia that you can do more))