.. then i need a man.

What do i want in a man?

1. He must look like Vincent Gallow. Dark hair , big smile , skinnyish almost lanky.
2. Dress like Johnny Depp. I like the indie intellectual style. Very sex mmhhm. Or like that black kid who works at the library. White t-shirt , jeans and some vans.
3. Glasses. Oh so sex. Love it. i like the of him not being able to see well. something sexy about a blind guy. I've always thought that.
4.Money. bitch i need to be taken care of. I want to feel like i can do whatever i want .. he can deal with the bills .. and i can deal with the pills.
5. Education - i like them smart. Smarter than me. i love having boyfriends you can call when you don't know the answer. And they are all like " Abrahan Lincoln was the 16th president ,dear"
6. Adventurous. Not in the outdoor sense. In the sexual sense. i want to try like everything with him. no bounderies. I want a completely contemporary relationship. I suppose my definition of it is being able to do every sexual perversion. As long as hes a democrat this part won't be hard.
7. He has to be friendly with the gas. I'm a hardcore Hag through and through. Way more haggy then Grace or Karen. i know all the gays . They just orb out of no where to me. i have many gays, but some are closer to my heart than other. Top gays -Mateo , Riky and adam. In that order.

To be continued...