Thursday, January 31, 2008

My dicks not hard anymore..

In humanities today.. We were looking at pictures of Madonna and child. The small and stout , tea pot , esk teacher asked if anyone noticed anything about the picture. People were saying things like.. reds, thrown, baby Jesus ( yes, obviously I'm in an advanced class). Then this one girl was like "I think this is a religious picture". I was like "No shit. Its the Virgin Mary.. holding baby Jesus." Omg, then this kid was all like "that guy is looking at the baby like it did something wrong." I was like " Its the VIRGIN MARY..holding JESUS. Yes i think , baby Jesus did something wrong in the eyes of the VIRGIN MARY.WTF". The that same guy was like "its a women?". I just kept thinking what the fuck does he think the Virgin Mary mean. Fucking dumb asses i swear. Oh, and then we looked at this picture called "the girl with the pearl earring". The same guy from above was like "shes wearing pearl earrings" all matter a factly. I was like where the fuck am i right now? Are you seriously stating that after One the teacher just told you what the painting was called and Two its fucking obvious. its a portrait, a women , yes wearing a damn pearl earring. Please now.


Oh and this is random. So i was walking into the library after class to pick this book up..


and 1. The corridor before the library that has seating and tables.. was just full of black kids. It was really weird. There were no crackers anywhere or Chinese kids. There are a lot of Chinese kids at school.. Maybe the black kids own that part of Heartland? It was also near the Child Development area.. it was sorta stereo typical. I just wanted to yell " Why the fuck do you play into everything so easily?".


Two - the women who gave me my books had to crazy eyes, and had the audacity to be rude to me. I'd had half a mind to ask her what the fuck she was looking at and how did she do that with her eyes. Bitch.


three- please tell me why all these kids have full black on. And all the boys have huge asses are wearing girl pants. Its like this weird cross dressing thing. No one sees a problem with men wearing random women clothes.. but trannies are bad? If i were to make a movie I would have it co-star the TrannyArquette .. whats that bitches name?


4- Why does the "Campus Cafe" sell pork tenderloins? Oh, and better than that , why do people by them. I looked at them and they just sit in this hot bucket of grease. Puke all over everywhere right now. kill yourself.


5. I heart The Wombats.
"I've met someone that makes me feel seasick
Oh what a skill to have
Oh what a skill to have
So many skills that make her distinctive
But they're not mine to have
No they're not mine
"


Ewe .. these boys are talking about how they use to hate each other because they thought each other hated each other. wtf. stop being vaginae.